Gaming Humor Classics
10 Things I Learned While Gaming
- The Demilich only falls for getting stuffed into the Bag of Holding once.
- My paladin's heraldry is not a smiley face.
- I’m not allowed to pose the Netrunner in embarrassing positions when he's on a run.
- There is no such thing as pleather armor.
- My musical instrument does not double as a personal flotation device.
- I’m not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
- The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most hit points at the time.
- "Bring him back intact" includes redundant organs.
- My character is not related in any way to Boba Fett. This goes double for Star Wars characters.
- My character does not get d34 HP per level.