Gaming Humor Classics
10 Things I Learned While Gaming
- When a man is at -9 HP, it’s not the best time for my cleric to convert him.
- There is no Kung Fu maneuver "McGuire Swings For The Bleachers".
- My character does not get d34 HP per level.
- Chummer means he is my friend, not that sharks find him tasty.
- There is no feat called Death Blossom.
- My gnome does not like big butts and he can lie.
- Whatever monster we just killed is not to be tonight's dinner.
- I am not allowed to polymorph anyone into Abe Vigoda.
- The green elf does not need food badly.
- The Goddess of Marriage does not have a whip as her chosen weapon.