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10 Things I Learned While Gaming

  • I’m not allowed to spend all 100 character points on 1 point skills.
  • I’m not allowed to create a character that speaks every language except ones the party speaks.
  • I can only taunt the ranger about his lack of swimming after I save him.
  • In the middle of a black op, I cannot ask a guard to validate parking.
  • I’m not allowed to commission a pistol that costs more than a sedan.
  • I cannot forge a +1 Sword of Brad's Min/Maxed Paladin/Monk Slaying.
  • I’m not allowed to serenade the party even if my character has an internal tape deck.
  • My musical instrument does not double as a personal flotation device.
  • I will pick a more traditional paladin weapon instead of a sledgehammer.
  • I will not propose to every noblewoman at the royal ball until I crit my charisma check.