Gaming Humor Classics
10 Things I Learned While Gaming
- Whatever monster we just killed is not to be tonight's dinner.
- There is no Kung Fu maneuver "McGuire Swings For The Bleachers".
- My character does not get d34 HP per level.
- Chummer means he is my friend, not that sharks find him tasty.
- There is no feat called Death Blossom.
- My gnome does not like big butts and he can lie.
- Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
- I am not allowed to polymorph anyone into Abe Vigoda.
- The green elf does not need food badly.
- The following weapons are not legal choices in a duel: Steamroller, Nerve Gas, Landmine, Midget.