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10 Things I Learned While Gaming

  • The Demilich only falls for getting stuffed into the Bag of Holding once.
  • My paladin's heraldry is not a smiley face.
  • I’m not allowed to pose the Netrunner in embarrassing positions when he's on a run.
  • There is no such thing as pleather armor.
  • My musical instrument does not double as a personal flotation device.
  • I’m not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
  • The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most hit points at the time.
  • "Bring him back intact" includes redundant organs.
  • My character is not related in any way to Boba Fett. This goes double for Star Wars characters.
  • My character does not get d34 HP per level.