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10 Things I Learned While Gaming

  • I am not allowed to convince the entire party to sit on the same side of the table.
  • Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a superhero.
  • The paladin's alignment is not Lawful Anal.
  • I cannot convince the Solo he has a cortex bomb when he really doesn't.
  • Character descriptions cannot contain two of the following words: Slavic, Tone-deaf, Karaoke, Musician.
  • There is no feat called Death Blossom.
  • I am not allowed to convince the entire party to play R2 units.
  • I have neither the touch nor the power.
  • "Kill them all and let God sort them out" is not a real battle plan.
  • "How to Serve Dragons" is not a cookbook.