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10 Things I Learned While Gaming

  • I am not allowed any artistic license while translating.
  • Character descriptions cannot contain two of the following words: Slavic, Tone-deaf, Karaoke, Musician.
  • The King's Guards official name is not "The Royal Order of the Red Shirt".
  • I cannot buy any animal in groups of 100 or over.
  • At no point can I justify spending force points on a seduction check.
  • There is no Dwarven God of groin shots.
  • I am not allowed any artistic license while translating.
  • I do not have a scorching case of lycanthropy.
  • "Bring him back intact" includes redundant organs.
  • When the other guy picks a sword for his choice of weapon, that does not leave me with pistols.