by lawingm

Related Item: Chill (Pacesetter Edition)

Searching 1974

Man, the pre-1980's PSA's are some of the most jarring and darkest things I've watched. This one is up there with the Donald Pleasance one for creepy factor.
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Clown Motel: Spirits Arise 2019

Absolutely crap in every way imaginable. I don't know how they got Martin Klebba to dress up like a Juggalo or the first Jason Voorhees and young Michael Myers to be in this either. It takes place at an actual Clown Motel. The plot ceases to matter pretty early on. Save yourself and don't watch.

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Chainsaw Bunny 2019

I love this animation style. I love the director's crudity and humor. Absolutely feels like something I'd have tried to make in my younger, less inhibited life. Highly recommend checking out this and Chainsaw Maid -- both on youtube.
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Charlie Shaw’s Revenge 2026

I don't understand how brit shit is always boring. It's like it always has to be drama-first in tone, but then there's no follow through on writing anything that anyone could possibly care about.

I have no idea what these positive Letterboxd reviews are on about. Clearly there must be some association with the production or being at a screening with folks on the production. It's absolutely boring as fuck.

Chekhov's weed killer
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My Step-Dad’s a Freakin’ Vampire 2009

Pretty amateur/small time production with a very 2009 title. I don't know how to feel about this. I didn't enjoy it, but it's clear that the folks working on it did. This waits too long for the really goopy horror stuff and wastes too much time on the guys who are way too old to be in school shooting scenes in a school.

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Mega Python vs. Gatoroid 2011

The continuity errors in this are almost as hilarious as the bad CGI. Add in that Tiffany can't act without yelling her lines and you're in for some SyFy channel/The Asylum swill!

Since they clearly knew that their CGI and acting wasn't going to be good, it's really baffling that no one thought to pace this out a little and build some tension. It's pretty much balls to the wall immediately, lulls into bad acting with weird scenarios, then back to the CGI. It repeats gags, like dropping a ladder from a helicopter, and has a lot of unnecessary, jarring time jumps. Still, kind of fun if you're looking for this kind of crap.
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The 3 Killer Pigs 2026

I hate this kind of crap. Not good enough for the silly premise to sing. Technically proficient enough production that the problem lies with the director, writer, and cast. Weird loser dudes and chicks who are too good looking to be with them.

The director thanks "Our Heavenly Father" in the credits, so I guess this is a Christian movie?
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Geo-Storm 2026

Once again, the Asylum has crammed a bunch of AI slop into a shitty disaster movie and churched it up by throwing my girl Jessica Morris in to try and save the day. Daniel Baldwin plays the president and the little presidential seal they have is smaller than his head. In fact, the production is so cheap that it would make Roger Corman blush. They shoot quite a bit against and inside a trailer which I assume was part of the behind the scenes production rather than just a set piece.

Around the 24 minute mark, you can see that the scientific technical display behind an actor's head is actually just a video playing because the file name shows up across the bottom of the screen. Incredibly lazy and hilarious.

Any time that 2 characters are alone in this movie, it devolves into some kind of romantic tension. None of it has anything to do with advancing the plot. None of it feels like it matters. But I guess at least the boring dialogue sections make you forget about the rest of the movie being AI slop?

FUCK AI SLOP

A new rpg item version has been added to the database: Victoriana: Dreadful Inquiries (PDF)

A new rpg item has been added to the database: Victoriana: Dreadful Inquiries

A new rpg item version has been added to the database: Victoriana: Dreadful Inquiries (Hardcover 5e Edition)

by lawingm

An item RPG: Chill (Pacesetter Edition) has been added to the geeklist Slashing Through Cinema 12! The Witching Hour (A Dozen Years of the BGG Horror Movie Watching Challenge! )

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Final price reductions have been made to my BIN prices. Please take a look here: Paul's available games

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by nycavri

Related Item: Bläckfisk Förlag

Flowers Withered on the Stem is a role-playing game about bloodthirst and bloodlines. In this game you play vampires belonging to a single vampiric bloodline. Something has happened that causes turmoil within your family. You play to find out how your characters deal with this incident, each other, and their thirst for blood.

Flowers Withered on the Stem is an entirely card-based role-playing game for 4 players over a game session of 4–5 hours. All you need is the card deck and a table to sit at. The game is played out in scenes, and the function of game master is shared by all players.

by djbouti_dan

Related Item: Dungeons & Dragons (5th Edition)

Hi I would be interested in Signing up - Todd M

A new rpg item version has been added to the database: Victoriana: Menagerie (PDF)

A new rpg item has been added to the database: Victoriana: Menagerie

A new rpg item version has been added to the database: Victoriana: Menagerie (Hardcover 5e Edition)

by djbouti_dan

Related Item: Daggerheart

Hi, I would like to sign up for myself. (Todd M.)