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Ah, travelers! We don't get many such as you in these parts, not since the Marquis' men took control of the pass. I suppose you're wondering why you can't post images or links on this Fifthday?

Thursdays are Text-post Only Days on /r/DnD. We're disabling picture and link posts for 24 hours to encourage discussion posts.

We originally began this trial about six months ago and the response has been overwhelmingly positive. I've personally enjoyed a lot of the conversations that have sprung up on these days (and a smarter mod would have bookmarked some of them to use as examples* in this post).

As of now we're planning on keeping the experiment running indefinitely. We're always looking for feedback, so please let us know of your experience. Have you been enamored with a discussion post that arose one Thursday? Have you mourned having to wait one more day to see your comic update? We welcome all takes.

The switch is still happening manually, so it will happen around about midnight Eastern US time. If anyone is aware of a way to automate the process, please message the mods.

Perhaps you could discuss this...we've heard tale of a path through the eastern ridge. If such a trail exists we could circumvent the Marquis' blockade and supply this rebellion. Won't you help us, strangers!?

* The first Thursday after making this post, someone posts the most classic question imaginable. This is what it's all about.

Actually my first time drawing an anthro-type animal all to fulfill my dreams of a beautiful big muscular minotaur woman. Lucky lucky me

General idea of she's a gladiator that loves money, bitches and hoes.

She's not in play, rather she's a silly little idea I had in my head and had to draw she's obviously going to be a fighter or a barbarian of some kind but I would love, love, love suggestions for her! Hooray!

I think it could be worth wile for mage armor to increase by one point for every other level above first. 14+Dex at third level slot 15 at a fifth level slot etc. Seems fair for someone with max dexterity to achieve an ac of 20 for a fifth level spell slot.

A while ago my party lost one of their most treasured magic items: an Immovable Rod. I wrote about this before. tl;dr version, they got up to a lot of shenanigans with it and used it to nope what was supposed to be a brutally difficult encounter. They got a bit careless with it during a later melee, however, and a demon pirate ran off with it. The party was sad. I was happy they'd stop breaking my campaign.

After a few months of them lamenting the loss (not whining or begging, just genuinely looking like kicked puppies when reminiscing) I decided to throw them a bone and give them something that might soothe the hurt a bit: an Instant Anvil. This is exactly what it sounds like: a 1-inch miniature anvil that once a day can be activated to instantly enlarge to a normal-sized 200-pound anvil. No real pre-determined mechanics besides the transformation, because... it's an anvil. What are they gonna do with it?

I did not think this one through.

The first clue I had that this would be a problem was when the party was interrogating some captives who weren't being cooperative. The monk says that he puts the Instant Anvil inside the mouth of one of the prisoners, and... The look of slowly-dawning horror you're currently experiencing is exactly the same one that I had.

Alright, war crime, and a particularly creative one at that, but this is D&D - players are supposed to come up with creative war crimes (right? RIGHT?) There's no reason this item is going to be game breaking.

Did I mention that one of the characters has some limited flight ability?

Imagine my utter horror and frustration as a DM when a character states that he's going to get as much altitude as possible in one round, hurl the Anvil at the anti-paladin below who's been kicking the party's asses, and enlarge it just before it hits. And imagine that they Nat20 the attack roll.

The climactic fight of the 2004 movie Kung Fu Hustle concludes with a move called Buddha Palm Descending From Heaven. This was that, by way of an angry meteor. The dice were... not kind to the anti-paladin. He was driven into the ground, John Henry-style.

This maneuver has since become a standard part of the party's playbook. Most recently they curb-stomped a tyrannosaurus with it. And there seems to be no stopping them.

It's too late for me, but please, do what you can to save yourself. Looney Tunes magic items are ALWAYS a bad idea. No matter what your intent, your players WILL find a way to turn you in Wile E. Coyote with them, then meep-meep off into the sunset.

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Starting a new campaign as a level 1 character. Thinking of playing a Monk simply because I never have before. Rolled up the character, wrote up a typical Kung Fu Kwai Chang Kane backstory. Ready-Set-Go, right?

Then I started kicking around the idea of a Victorian bare knuckles boxer. To hell with humility & being inscrutable. I could be loud & boastful. Go around bare chested getting into fights with guys in plate mail & carrying battle axes.

“I do no’ need sword or armor to deal with the likes of you. All I need is my strong right arm!”

Any one of you ever play a monk this way?

Also, side question - Do Monks get access to their Monk Weapon’s Mastery properties?

I need help. My DM hates clerics because he isn't religous and therefore thinks that they are the worst class in the game. While I love the idea of playing a cleric as they sound very fun and especially Forge Domain at level 3. How do I convince him to play a cleric?

EDIT: I made this 14 mins ago and I already have 1.9k views!?!?!?! THANK ALL YOU GUYS FOR THE HELP!

I really need some advice before I lose my mind at the table. I'm a player in a campaign with a group of friends, and we've been playing together for at least 2 times a month for 2 years. The problem? They STILL don't know how to resolve basic rules and mechanics.

I feel like I'm going crazy. I've tried teaching them in every possible way. I’ve tried being patient and helpful, I’ve tried the "tough love" approach, 2 sessions ago I literally killed my friend (not proud, it was a mistake, but it served as a lesson).

To give you an idea of how bad it is: in our last session, they literally stood still for 3 turns doing nothing because they simply didn't know what to do or how their characters worked. Apart from that, the turns are too long. Iusually do my things in about 30-40 seconds and they take 10 min each. The pace is 1 battle per session, doesn't matter what we're battling and my gameplay is to sit there and watch they making the same questions again.

I don't know what to do anymore without sounding like an absolute jerk. They are my real-life friends, so I really don't want to abandon the table, but my fun is tanking hard.

Has anyone dealt with a group like this? How do you force players to actually learn the game they've been playing for 24 months without ruining the friendship? Is this how DM's are born?

PS: I know there's gonna be the usually "maybe DnD is not for them" or "not everyone plays for combat" but they asked me and the DM to teach and help them and we do play others systems (we still have the same problems lol)

I’m making my own proper campaign from scratch for the first time. My players will start off in the beginning of a magic festival. In turn this will let quite a lot of shady characters set up shop to make a quick buck. Therefore I need a variety of either completely useless or inconvenient items. It can truly be anything from a ring, clothes, “relics” and whatever you can come up with. I would love to see yalls ideas! And if you also have a great idea for an item that is just good as well, I’d love to hear!

Hello everyone! I was just introduced to what Dnd is and completely fell in love with it. I want to play all the time now, it is so awesome.

That's it. That's the post. Just wanted to share my new enthusiasm with everyone!